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Karim Alibhai

Customer-obsessed engineer • Founder for life

I help startups go from “works on my laptop” to $100M+ ARR. A decade of MVPs, product-market fit and scaling. Software is just the tool I use to fix important problems.

I help startups go from “works on my laptop” to $100M+ ARR.

tail -f talks.log

Places I've held a microphone

[2026-11]soon!Running Stateful Analytics on Kubernetes: Lessons from Building a Distributed DuckDB PlatformKubeCon + CloudNativeCon NA (Salt Lake City), with Seth McCombs

[2019-04]JS Performance: State of the ArtForwardJS (Adobe Ottawa)

[2018-07]Building More Resilient Web ApplicationsOttawa JS (Adobe Ottawa)

[2017-02]Break More ThingsWorkshop at Carleton Hacking

[2017-02]Mad Science with TwilioLightning Talks (University of Ottawa)

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Want to chat? Email hey@karim.build and I'll answer fast. Please don't cold call. My phone is mostly a very expensive clock.

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karim.build/games

The cartridge wall

games I keep coming back to